Men are from Mars
Yeah I know, I have spent a lifetime pursuing the philosophy that women should have all the opportunities that men have, and that some women can do almost anything some men can. But, really, when women have contests, they do something sane, like compare whose hair is curlier, who got the better grades, who has the cutest kids ( I WIN!!!), or who is wearing the smaller jeans. Men on the other hand, have fart contests. Or, in the case of our immediate family one Easter, when it must have been a very slow weekend, Ken, and the kids began to experiment with who could fit a whole (peeled) hard boiled egg in their mouth. It wasn't long before it escalated (you know these weapons races go), and ultimately Ken was declared the overall winner. Now you have not seen anything, until you have seen your beloved husband with three (yes three!) peeled hard boiled eggs in his mouth at one time. Closed his lips and everything. One egg in each cheek and one between his teeth. I count myself extremely lucky that no one strangled to death on an egg that day.